Me: There is a massive wasp nest on our kitchen window. There are wasps crawling on it. And another one on the porch. I think we should get an exterminator.
Gordon, examining the wasp nest: Yep. You go on to the office, I’ll catch up.
Five minutes later.
Gordon, joining me at the office: Well, the wasp nest is gone. I knocked it down.
After I was gone to a hairdresser appointment for an hour:
Well, this explains everything.