Kids are here for delayed Father’s Day. We are still planning on family relocation to Florida and the Kid 1 brought home a fun game. Okay, you have to do this with me. Google your birthday, day and month only, and Florida Man. A funny Florida man article will pop up.
For example, here is mine:
January 1st, Florida man.
Florida man arrested for attacking McDonald’s employee over not getting a straw, police say
Gordon:
April 3rd, Florida man
Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property
The story doesn’t always have to match the date, as long as it comes up in your first page search results. Post the results in the comments.
Can it be florida MEN?
Florida Men Arrested After Drugs Found In “Bag Full Of Drugs”
If not,
Florida man accused of smearing feces in restroom and sauna. <– ew
Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti
Florida man entices gator to bite him; pours beer down its throat, police say
hey, that’s my date/article, too! Plus this one from the National:
“Florida man wore female underwear, tried on baby clothes during break-in, deputies say”
Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth.
Poor Florida Man. I loved the building shed made of trash on someone else’s property ^_^
It was the thong that got me. Because if you are going to build a garbage shed you need to be dressed right.
January 22 Florida man wanted to prove independence to mom so … apparantly he robbed a gas station lol… i shouldnt laugh 🤭
Hahaha these are hysterical :
20.03
Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert
😂
June6th – “Florida man charged with pouring ketchup on his girlfriend.” We just moved to the Raleigh, NC area after living in Orlando for 30 years. This headline is tame compared to some things that happened in our neighborhood.
Florida Man Goes On Sledgehammer Spree Trying To Destroy “Demons”. February 20,
Florida Man Tries To Pay For Fast Food With Bag Of Weed
wow – Florida is a weird place
Cashier gives change in uppers.
Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana ‘because it was Christmas´
Heh.
I like the cut of his gib…
Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence
Or if woman count too:
Florida woman makes bomb threat to halt boyfriend’s urine test
Florida man in green pajamas decided to eat pancake breakfast in middle of busy street.
Well, OK then. Hope it was tasty. 😋
March 15th, Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet
9/19 – Naked Florida Man Starts House Fire After Baking Cooking on George Foreman Grill
😂😂😂
*Baking Cookies
Kate, mine was the same for Sept 7th! Do you think there are two of them? 🙂
Hahahaha- it wouldn’t surprise me!!!!
It also works with Florida Woman. January 17 FL – Woman Arrested for Slapping Live-in Boyfriend
hahah got this too!! Also, the funny thing, in college, I set off the college fire alarm because I was baking something. I was like wait… nope, not me. I wasn’t naked, a man, or cooking on a george foreman grill. *whew*!
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire!
Here’s the kicker: he was baking cookies!
Mine was for Aug 27th- is it the same one?
January 21
Florida man, woman run over by patrol car while lying in road to watch eclipse
July 1: A Florida man is lucky to be alive after he was chased by a woman with an axe for refusing sex. The man repeatedly denied the advances before growing frustrated and grabbing the axe.
This is hilarious!
“Florida man with large neck viral mugshot arrested again….”
The first result was really sad for Sept 21st, so I am going with the second listing on the first page:
Florida man suspected of smelling women’s feet at library, leads police on scooter chase
omg that IS a really large neck. Weird camera angle…. maybe? Wow.
What date is that?
Florida man makes beer run with large gator in hand…July 29.
Florida man posed as a housewife to trick unsuspecting straight men into letting him perform sex acts on them while he secretly videotaped the encounters to later post online, federal officials said Tuesday
A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a “hookah-smoking caterpillar” ordered him to attack the site.
This one came up for me, too! ‘Florida man wrecks liquor store, blames hookah-smoking caterpillar”
Florida Man arrested after police find five bottles of Fireball in his golf cart
I don’t see a problem with that. 🔥🥃😉
🤣
Florida Man Arrested After Landing Helicopter on White House Lawn
“Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza”
…well that’s something isn’t it? lol
January 8: Florida man claims syringes found in rectum aren’t his.
WHAT. EVEN.
“Florida Man’s Penis Shot Could Land Him In Jail: Report”
0_0
I don’t wanna know…
September, 14: Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2018/09/14/shirtless-florida-man-travels-to-myrtle-beach-to-head-bang-during-hurricane-florence
And the obvious one – your birthday is 1 of January, how cool and dreadful is that?
September, 14: And out of curiosity – Florida woman didn’t get enough tomatoes so she chased grandpa with a knife, deputies say.
Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say
🤯
Poor horse!!!!!! That’s kinda making me sick…
November 20th? “Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse”
Aug 10 “Florida Man Arrested for DUI Says He Smoked Pot to Prepare for Jesus to Return”
Police: Florida man rigged door in attempt to electrocute pregnant wife.
This got dark…
Seriously??? Thats sick and horrible!!!
Florida man drunk and naked allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
Truth is truly stranger than fiction.
April 10 – Florida man arrested after dining on spaghetti with his bare hands
Apparently drunk, shirtless, sitting on the floor at Olive Garden LOL.
My my, he’s busy that Florida Man… Here’s mine: “Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window.” 💩
FYI, it was a Wendy’s. The guy was charged with assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill (!)
January 4th
Florida man arrested after hitting dad with pizza because he was mad he helped birth him
And you really want to live in this State??
Florida has an open government. It’s called Government in the Sunshine Act and it makes it easy to pull any kind of record, photograph, video. I assume other states do weird stuff, they just hide it. Journalists love pulling the weird out, especially naked, let’s face it, it sells stories.
Sep,15 – Florida man suspected of smelling woman’s feet at library leads police on scooter chase
June 20, 🙂
Jonathan Ortiz Was Playing Pokemon GO In Park After Hours, Was Arrested When Police Discovered 6 Pounds Of Drugs In His Car | June 20
Florida Man Set On Fire While Siphoning Fuel With A Shop-Vac
Well, I’d believe it…
I live in Florida-I definitely believe it!!
April 17th, Florida man, 80, fights alligator in his back yard
florida-man-sentenced-to-jail-and-moral-therapy-for-attacking-a-minion
I minion? like a yellow pez shaped cartoon character? Or was he some type of royalty and has his own minions?
Maybe they meant minor?
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/39871003/florida-man-jailed-for-attacking-man-in-minions-costume
I had to look it up too. If nothing else to verify that it wasn’t a child in the costume.
Florida man charged in naked rake attack.
I guess a naked rake is a new kind of weapon. Or perhaps a garden-variety bodice-ripper.
I’d like to know what the rake did to provoke him though?
My Jan 27th birthday was a bomb!
Florida Man Prompts Evacuation at Taco Bell After Bringing Grenade He Found While Fishing
Ocala police later verified on their Facebook page the device was a WWII hand grenade and a bomb squad had removed the device without incident.
May 11: Florida man arrested after hiding legless, fugitive girlfriend in storage bin.
Wow, mind boggles at things happening in Florida.
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist
I… have questions. 😂 I’m going to miss y’all!
O_O
Drunk Florida Man Goes on Beer Run with Gator
I got nothing to say!
LOL I got this one too.
“Watch: Florida Man goes on beer run with Alligator in hand.”
I have so many questions, was it a a specific type of beer he wanted? Was the Gator also getting drunk? Did the gator put him up to it maybe?
Search Results
Web results
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist
Very first result
Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase
Florida man assumes role of English noble
I’m sorry. I win:
December 24 Florida Man
“Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket”
Wow!
Hahahahahaha YES YOU WIN 😂
I feel sorry for his brother 😂
You win! 🤣😂🤣
Definitely win
I wonder what he was mad about: the sex, the cousin or the Dragon Ball Z blanket?
My money is on the blanket.
He does know they’re washable, doesn’t he?
February 6 Florida Man tried to run over son who wouldn’t take a bath 😢
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Question: at that point why does the brand of grill matter?
First one:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-finds-out-his-dad-helped-deliver-him-at-birth-throws-pizza-at-him-police-say
Second one:
https://floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com/floridaman/january-6/
Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say. Yes, Florida is a weird place!
September 17 Florida man and Megan Mondarano get stopped for DUI, have sex in the back of the patrol car
Why was her name mentioned and not his?
Errr, worryingly I got
“Florida man says 3 syringes found in his butt aren’t his”
This gives me great concern. Seriously. And where in the butt? Do I want to read this article? But seriously, where in the butt? I should read it.
Oh dear lord, DO NOT READ YOUR ARTICLE!!!!!
Ok, I just had to read your article 😂
It wasn’t enough that they weren’t his, but …HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW THEY GOT THERE???
Oh when i did trauma surgery back in training you wouldnt believe the horse manure people would tell us with a straight face. We would laugh ourselves silly later. Best request was for a prescription for a pound of morphine doc to take the edge off…. 🤣🤣
Yep. Got the same 8th January. Wonder how those syringes crawled up there…
February 1:
Police: Florida man ‘swung a sword’ in road-rage attack
Florida man tried to break into car filled with cops, officials say
lololololol
Maybe he thought it was a clown car.
August 6th – Florida Man on Flakka Thinks He’s Possessed, Strips Naked, Disrupts Traffic on I-95
They have pictures people! His full backside from top to bottom, and feet. ha, ha, ha. And a side shot. He looks to be in fine shape, except for being out of his mind and feeling possessed. Are you sure you want to move to Florida?!
🙂 A 71-year-old Florida man tied a gun to a weather balloon to fake his own murder.
Florida man Tasered after walking naked around neighborhood.
Florida Man Wanted By Police, Arrested After Streaming Live Video Of Himself On Social Media
He made it easy for the police!
On September 30th, 2008, a Florida Man dove in and punched a shark after it grabbed nearly his entire dog in it’s mouth.
Respect mon gars 😂😂
Wow. And I guess he saved his dog and both made it to shore safely :). Maybe crazy, but this guy’s got serious guts. This is my favorite. If I were being eaten by a shark 🦈 I’d want this guy around 🙂
Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne
“Florida police arrested a homeless man Saturday morning after he allegedly stabbed another homeless man to death with a sword.”
Well then. That escalated quickly.
Florida man accused of having sex with ‘Frozen’ toy at Target. FYI, it was an Olaf plushie.
Florida reptile store owner put lizard in mouth, smacked employees with critter in attack: police
Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say
Florida Man tries to pawn his baby
Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages
September 14: Shirtless FL man travels to Myrtle Beach to headband during Hurricane Florence
Florida man throws bicycle, then other man off bridge
Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet
Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer 😂
Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase
Feb. 14 Florida Man: Search Results
Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell
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While some people enjoy walking around their homes naked, a Florida man was tasered after walking around a neighborhood in the rain. As police approached, the man ran causing the officer to discharge his taser.
The naked man was quoted as saying “I receive sexual gratification by being naked in public”
Florida man accused of attacking mom when she wouldn’t dress his mannequin.
March 30th
September 2- wet willy attack puts Florida man in jail…
Me too. Birthday twins 🙂
Florida man demands less money during bank robbery, deputies say..he only wanted $1,100, and when the teller handed hime $2,000 he said it was too much!
I was curious about Texas, so I tried and it wasn’t near as much fun!
This is what I got:
Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-men-one-dressed-in-bull-onesie-attempt-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce-police-say
“Florida Man Arrested for Drunk Dialing 911 When He Wanted Vodka”
I just got that the guy with the straw was sentenced to jail
Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames “hookah-smoking caterpillar” (he thought he was Alice)
July 3rd – which means I’ll have a new one soon, I’m sure!
Florida Man Appears To Have Sex With Tree In View Of Passing Drivers
“Florida man caught with cocaine on his nose insists drugs were not his”
Ah, Florida, what a state I live in.
1. 2019 “Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog.”
2. 2020 “Florida man looking for auto parts store gets directions to jail.”
. . . Two totally different ends of the spectrum, there.
A Florida man has been arrested after demanding cash and doughnuts from a local Krispy Kreme.
This makes sense to me. Why not ask for the donuts too?
lol Florida Man Arrested at Mar-a-Lago, Says He Came to Talk to Trump About ‘His $6.3 Trillion’
Florida man abandoned boy on roadside because he thought he might be gay
April 12th – Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI
August 7
“Florida man said he smoked THC ‘because Jesus was returning,’ cops say“
My Florida man is super special.
June xx: Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza.
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
July 2nd
First article:
“Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in the penis.”
LOL. LOL. LOL.
Florida Man Who Killed Unarmed Man Over a Parking Space Won’t Be Arrested 😉
December 26th…
Florida Man Worried About Vampires Intentionally Burns Down His Home.
(hahahahahahaha…..no one was hurt, but he did yell that the vampires were going to defend themselves.)
April 12th – Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI
Naked Florida man with bow claims aliens were after him.
What kind of bow? Like the kind you wear in your hair? If so, where was he wearing it. If the weapon kind, well then.
Lol
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.wrcbtv.com/story/38371293/florida-man-gets-head-butted-by-alligator&ved=2ahUKEwjJ-snlo5vqAhVbyDgGHVMAB2sQFjAAegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw0eynKxusqW7dhz2AJXs1TP
Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he’s was held captive 😂😂😂
Florida man goes on a beer run – with alligator in hand
We have the same birthday!! Well, probably
For December 30: Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House
Wow. It really works.
Not being American I tried out some other states. It’s only Florida.
Trapped Florida man rescued from well in DeLand, says he went in ‘Just to say that he did’. November 2
Florida man puts semen in coworkers water 😲
Vile. Excuse me while I vomit.
Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant.
As a Florida resident, this is a normal thing.
October 24th, Florida Man…
Florida man ‘dry humps’ stuffed Olaf doll at Pinellas Park Target, police say
April 24th,
Floridaman tries to kiss venomous snake and is immediately bitten on the lips
“Florida man accused of stabbing girlfriend over underdone potato” 🤷♀️
That’s really a funny game!!!!
Mine, 28 July: Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand…. https://www.nbc-2.com/story/38757824/florida-man-makes-beer-run-with-gator-in-hand
Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis
🤣
Mine isn’t funny and I’m inclined not to post it. 😢
July 2 – Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in p****
Second one is: Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonald’s Sweet and Sour Packets
Wow – another was arrested for firing a musket at passing cars while dressed as a pirate and yet another (one hopes they’re different men anyway) arrested for putting semen in a coworker’s water….
Those are all just on page 1 – sounds like a good day to stay home!
January 4th
“Florida man arrested after hitting dad with pizza because he was mad he helped birth him”
June 28
Florida man back in jail after not paying for taxi to pick him up at jail
😀
“A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza”
Pretty tame compared to the Florida woman…
“Florida woman accused of murdering her husband was once his stepdaughter”
2/22 — A Florida man caught peeping into neighbor’s lanais told police he was under orders from President Donald Trump.
Nov 21 Florida Man demands less money in bank robbery. Fair enough, no need to be greedy.
The only one on my front page that didn’t involve sex or drugs.
“Florida man known for viral Easter bunny brawl arrested after hit-and-run, tells cops to ‘Google’ him: police”
Easter Bunny brawl?
They were both dressed as the Easter Bunny and this one felt the other was infringing on his turf. Yes I made the mistake of actually reading the story.
We got the same report…..it was better than the almost naked DUI pulled over wearing only a dirty (ewww) pair of underwear labeled “Breathalizer – Blow here” or the guy that wanted to blow up Democrats!
Mine: February 7 – Authorities in Florida are searching for a missing man who they say believes he’s God and has been saying he wants to heal and kill people.
In that order … I mean … heal, then kill?
February 7: Missing Florida man says he wants to heal, kill people
…upon further reading, he also “believes he is God.”
Dancing through a sobriety test was the runner up.
Oh, my dad’s birthday (June 18) the first result was “This 101-year-old Florida Man still volunteers with Meals On Wheels”
…but in true Florida Man fashion, the second result was “Florida man with machete face tattoo accused of machete attack”
November 12th, Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant.
That was just the first one that came up. 🙂
January 6: Florida man finds out his dad helped deliver him at birth, throws pizza at him, police say
LOL
Here’s mine:
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Police: Florida man jailed after trying to ‘barbecue all the child molesters’ | KUTV
He a hero 😂
March 7th
OMG!
A Florida man was charged with manslaughter for killing a peeping tom who had been looking into his girlfriend’s window as they had sex, according to police. Victor Vickery, 30, was charged Thursday for fatally beating 57-year-old Asaad Akar, according to the Associated Press.Oct 21, 2019
EEEK!
Also,
Shot For Shot: Florida Man Shot In The Foot After Refusing To Take A Shot Of Alcohol At A Bar
Florida man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby’s paternity….
June 16th:
Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies
Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women’
Florida man uses teeth, broomstick & a pickaxe to attack his neighbor
I feel kind of aggressive myself, these days!! ^^”
A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas
Guess he needed a vacation
Florida man gets head-butted, knocked out by alligator.
Are you sure you want to move to Florida? Well at least you can always count on the local news giving you a laugh!
Florida man without arms arrested for stabbing man with his feet.
https://globalnews.ca/news/4326876/florida-man-without-arms-charged-after-allegedly-stabbing-tourist-with-his-feet/
January 17th: “Florida man wanted to prove independence to mom so he tried to rob gas station, police say”
December 16:
Police Search for Master Thief Who Shoved an Entire Subway Footlong Down His Pants.
I thought they fired their spokesman Jared. 😉
Didn’t look further down the page…
Florida man arrested after shooting himself while “playing cowboy”.
“Florida Man Wearing Crocs Leaps Into Crocodile Pit”…
Florida man brandishes samurai sword during road rage incident
Florida woman is better
Florida woman steal ambulance, crashed into patrol car
And my favorite:
Florida woman punches boyfriend for the way he cuts his meat.
Can you imagine what would happen during quarantine? Cutting meat was just the beginning.
Sept 27: Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword during trash dispute.
Seems reasonable. lol
Where are these people getting all these swords??
I tried it with both Florida and Texas. Florida man tried to get caiman (from crocodiles family, not gator) drunk vs. Texas man killed 12 elderly women. I’ve lived in and loved both states, but based on this, it would be Hello Florida!!!
Wow. I laughed so hard at this one.
“A Florida Man with a record of biting cops has done it again. He must think there’s actually bacon inside or is he trying to get to the cream filling. Either way, he should be on a constant muzzle.”
August 17th
“Florida man arrested after girlfriend dies during alleged suicide pact”
Pretty happy with this one:
“Florida Man Caught With Nearly 200 Illegal Lobsters”
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/09/05/florida-man-arrested-200-illegal-lobsters/
The URL says the man arrested the lobsters? Like, a citizen’s arrest?
September 29th;
Florida man arrested for cutting brakes on 100 e-scooters 😂😂
I remember when this happened, I believe it was in the Villages, he would go out at night and cut the brakes, repeatedly (same people), over months. Someone finally put some cameras out and they caught him. Pretty dangerous!
August 10th:
Florida Man Arrested for DUI Says He Smoked Pot to Prepare for Jesus to Return
Top this:
“July 10 Florida man wasn’t drinking while driving, just at stop signs”
Yes, that’s the Florida I live in!!!
Bwahaha!
Florida Man Accused Of Ditching Boy Outside Police Station Because He Thought He Was Gay
December 10,
Ehmm, 😑 I have no words therefore….
Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos
Well what else do you do after eating noodles?
A Florida man has been accused of spraying his neighbors with roach spray and attempting to use nunchucks on them — hitting himself in the head instead — over a loud music complaint.
https://www.boston25news.com/news/deep-viral/police-florida-man-sprays-women-with-roach-spray-break-out-nunchucks-over-loud-music/976378694/
I tried Florida woman too. In the name of gender quality and all that. 😊
Florida woman sentenced after pulling alligator from her pants during traffic stop (fyi, they were yoga pants 🤣)
And
Florida woman lived with dismembered boyfriend for months. 🤢
Nov 26 – Florida man charged with stabbing a woman with a fork over underdone potato
I didn’t like mine, so I’m borrowing from another day.
Naked Florida man with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him shot by deputy
Are you sure you want to move? Sounds like aliens are invading.
Drunken Florida Man shoots his dog, cries to police
Yikes!!!! I am a Cat Person but I would never hurt a Dog!
That was mine too so I went with Florida Woman: Florida woman arrested for throwing knife after man ate her leftover Chinese
Her defense? Allegedly, Sedlak told the victim, “If I wanted to hit you I would have.”
I’m a proud a Floridian! It’s Never boring here!
Florida Man Removes Woman’s Kidney During Back Surgery Because He Thought It Was a Tumor, November 17
What????!
😲🚗📞🚔
June 25- Florida Man makes desperate 911 call while clinging to the hood of a speeding car.
My birthday tomorrow! Wonder what fun Florida man story the day will bring.
Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill…
7 September: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly sets house on fire.
Whooeee!
Florida man chugs beer during DUI stop
Aug 13 – Florida man arrested for attempted striptease in restaurant
Thank you. Today at work sucked. You made me laugh
“Florida man shoplifted from Kohl’s minutes after interviewing for job there, police say”
That’s one way to fail an interview.
Florida man arrested after breaking into a restaurant and cooking himself a hamburger.
May 12
Florida man arrested after praising the lord while highway-surfing his Cadillac 😁
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say
Florida man faked own homicide by using a weather balloon and gun.
Thank you, thank you House Andrews, for this today. It’s always great to laugh out loud … even when your own Florida Man thingie is not funny.
florida-man-says-the-three-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-werent-his/
Snap!
January 22 – Florida Man wanted to prove independence to Mom so he tried to rob a gas station, authorities say
August 26th Florida man:
Florida man claiming to be God arrested after touching people, fighting with police, being tased
Florida man removes a woman’s kidney during spinal surgery because he thought it was a tumor.
SMH! You sure you want to move there? Lol!
November 8th – Florida man asks police to remove mugshot from Facebook after theft, only for them to replace it with booking photo.
Are you sure you want to relocate to Florida? 😂😂
December 27th
Florida Man Says He Punched ATM for Giving Too Much Cash
After reading the others mine is quite tame!
Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage
December 30, Florida man
Florida Man Arrested After Officers Watch Theft of Car on His Instagram Feed
Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House
These came up first and second. I couldn’t resist posting both.
September 29th – I didn’t like the link for the Florida man search so I used Florida woman instead. I think that’s much more appropriate to my birthday… ^___^
Florida Grandma Tries Scaring Off Naked Florida Man by Pulling her Dentures Out
This one made me laugh out loud!
March 21st, Florida Man
Florida men, one dressed in a bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say.
You sure you all want to move there?
Ooh, I just saw yours after posting mine. Us March 21sters clearly think the same. And odd stuff happens on our birthdays…
April 28: Florida man on meth attacks mattress looking for girlfriend’s lover ‘hiding inside,’ police say.
April 27th
Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans
(I obviously do not encourage any type of animal cruelty, but this was the top result and it really made me laugh.)
I doubt the swans were hurt. They are not as fragile as they seem. They can break bone, big ones with their wings, and that beak!
June 2
Florida man accused of putting semen in coworker’s water. 《- just ewww.
Drunk Florida man shoots dog, cries to police….
Florida woman arrested for throwing knife after man ate her leftover chinese.
I like the second better lol
Forgot to put date it was July 31
The greatest people were born on the last day of July, eh???
@Mz
Even in fiction! That is Harry Potter’s birthday!
“Florida man denies syringes inside his rectum are his.”
Originally I was horrified but then I started reading some of the other comments. Ok…guess mine’s wasn’t the ABSOLUTE worse. ^_^;;
Florida man barges into homes looking for fights, gets pizza and arrest
November 20th, Florida man arrested for having sex with a miniature horse.
Ewwww. I want my money back..😎😱
November 27th, Florida Man
Police say a 36-year-old Florida man is accused of stabbing a woman with a fork over an undercooked potato.
September 1st
Florida suspect tries to swim away from police, subdued by algae 🐠
Or
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill 🍪
(3 Feb) Florida Man Who Had Sex with Dolphin Says It Seduced Him
I’m sure it was giving him come-hither flippers.
April 25th: Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas.
poifsijfkljspsfsfvxcffrg I just can’t
Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House
You can’t make this stuff up!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Judge says that Florida man can no longer order pizza 😂
March 20th
Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
Florida man in stolen ambulance leads law enforcement on multi-county chase, officials say
Hmmm not nearly as fun as some other days.
Naked Gun: Police say nude, drunk Florida man fired weapons
October 4
KEY LARGO, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a naked drunk Florida man wanted to know if his .45-caliber gun and shotgun worked, so he fired them into the air.
Here’s mine:
May 20, Florida Man:
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime–law/new-florida-man-with-tattoos-wearing-hot-pink-bra-arrested/DUKpDzHYoVq8oX5yVcr1fO/?template=ampart
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Monday. July 23, 2018 Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis …
February 24th
Florida man accuses dog of shooting girlfriend in leg
August 22nd – I got the barefoot biker
https://fm1019.radio.com/blogs/mel/florida-man-august-22-headline
On August 22nd, 2018, a Florida Man took a cruise down I95 on his motorcycle…shirtless…barefoot…and steering his motorcycle with his feet, according to Vice. He wasn’t caught by police but thanks to technology, we’ve got video!
So …. after all these stories do you still want to move to Florida? 😉
March 17 Florida Man
Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say
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Florida man ‘dry humps’ stuffed Olaf doll at Pinellas Park … 😮
Sept 24 Florida Man
Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say
November 16 – Florida man steals vending machine.
Oh go figure, vending machine 🙄
April 6
Florida man with Florida face tattoo robs store
Florida man wearing coronavirus mask robs Publix.
Same same.
September 24th
Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking log
January 28 – Police: Florida man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead
Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase
March 18 – Florida man arrested, accused of throwing pancake batter at woman. 😂
September 22
“Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested”
Jan 24
Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell
November 22- 2019
Florida man demands less money during bank robbery, deputies say
January 18 Florida man destroys nest full of wasps with his bare hands
Ooops. I should have read the comments first. Someone already posted it. Here is another.
September 24th
Shirtless Florida man gets stuck on roof after botched break in
FLORIDA MAN STORY
EXCLUSIVE
Florida Man Who Had Sex with Dolphin Says It Seduced Him
2/3 omg lol
You guys want to move there???
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/11/27/florida-man-accused-of-stabbing-woman-over-underdone-potato/
Uhh…..what 😂
March 25th: Homeless Florida man calls cops after people he paid for sex don’t show
July 20 – The Florida Man
Man Risks His Life; Rushes Into Neighbors Home To Save A Grandma And Fight A Fire
Awe. See? There’s good everywhere.
Florida Man Tells Cop ‘That’s What She Said’ After Being Pulled Over and Questioned About Bulge 😅😂
😂🤣😂
My Birthday is tomorrow, so…,
😲🚗📞🚔
June 25- Florida Man makes desperate 911 call while clinging to the hood of a speeding car
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday (early)!!!!
08/14
https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2019/08/14/florida-man-arrested-attacking-friend-sword-over-penmanship/2013574001/
Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection….
Florida man tries to pull over an Undercover Cop While Pretending to Be an Officer
So I couldn’t pick.. it’s a tie between
Florida Man shoots himself in the face to see if round is in chamber
Or
Floria Man arrested for chewing a mans face.
“Florida man arrested for pretending to be a ghost during a funeral.” 😳👻
Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’
Florida man tries to pay for food with bag of weed.
Fun!!
Florida man in stolen ambulance leads law enforcement on multi-county chase, officials say
Report: Man asked EMT for a ride before stealing ambulance
https://www.fox29.com/news/florida-man-spots-firefighter-running-toward-angel-in-clouds-on-september-11
Florida man threatens to kill someone with ‘kindness,’ the name of his machete.
Florida man wearing bonnet, dress steals formula from Publix
(5 May) Florida Man Interested in Getting Tased Runs Through Airport in Underwear Waiving Nunchucks
… though I wonder if tasing would feel different if he had kept the nun-chucks instead of ‘waiving’ them?
Dec. 14th: Florida man arrested for biting boys out of frustration
…I don’t even know how to process this… what?
Mary, my same birthday. That one made me sad so I chose the second one 😢
January 25th: Florida man says 3 syringes found in his butt aren’t his
Also: Florida man turns $500K home into technicolor nightmare (He slung paint all over house and yard.)
March 27th
Florida man dials 911 after getting scammed by hookers
😂
I watch international rugby when it’s on. There’s a position on the rugby team called the hooker. I know the article refers to prostitutes, but I couldn’t resist.
For those who don’t watch rugby, rugby players are very muscular and light on their feet.
Bullet Lodged in Florida Man’s Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating
At least she’s got good aim.
5/8 Florida Man Tries to Cash $368 Billion Check, and Then the Story Gets Really Weird
And
F*** It, I’m drunk, take me to jail’: Florida man crashes lawn mower into police car
May 18th – Florida man bit on tongue by rattlesnake he tried to kiss
Florida Man wearing ‘Crocs’ jumps into a crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he’s was held captive.
Oy.
Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI.
Dec 14: Florida man captured on camera trying to break gas station door in order to steal Pepsi
Pepsi is serious business!!!! 😂
Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos
Lol sounds fun
Was Matthew Maconnahey (sp) with him?
A Florida man caught playing basketball naked at a public park said he thought it would help improve his skills
POLICE: FLORIDA MAN WRECKS LIQUOR SHOP, BLAMES ‘CATERPILLAR’
Hahaha.
Florida man rigged the door to his home with devices designed to electrocute his pregnant estranged wife
June 19th:
Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say
AND THERE’S A VIDEO.
I am not disappointed.
Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say.
Really? How exactly? And the bull onesie? Um…
Also, are y’all SURE you want to move to Florida?
Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’
It was either that one or
Florida man hits pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby’s paternity
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Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy, sheriff’s office says
August 30th, Florida Man
Florida man accused of grabbing his genitals and giving the finger to a man and his 8-year-old son
Well….that escalated quickly
June 16 Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies
Lol
Oct 26, REPORT: Florida man allegedly slaps woman with a bowl of chili
October 10th
Florida man wore female underwear, tried on baby clothes during break-in
Oh goodness..
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2018/11/01/pensacola-man-rampages-neighborhood-looking-fight/1849705002/
September 22 – Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested
10/28 Florida man jumps off surfboard, lands on shark.
Second result: Florida man sentenced in plot to blow up Target stores.
Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website
Oh my.
Wow. I didn’t even know that was a thing. I mean, eunuchs can’t have sex. That’s the point of eunuch-izing them in the first place. How? Why?
https://www.engadget.com/2019-10-02-florida-man-cutting-brake-lines.html
October 16: Florida Man Calls Police To Report Stolen Marijuana
Way to go there genius…
Mine were too gross or sad to post.
Only thing I know about Florida is this from a college friend who lives there: “swim at your community pools; there are lakes, but you risk swimming with gators”.
Oy!!
September 7: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/07/florida-man-drunk-and-naked-allegedly-set-house-fire/1228241002/
That is certainly something… and now I want cookies!
Florida man faked his death using gun and a weather ballon
POLICE: MAN DRESSES AS WOMAN, BUYS PUPPY WITH STOLEN CREDIT CARD
Florida Man story
Florida man recorded himself having sex with his dog, deputies say
all I can say is yuck, but it was the only story that came up on for my birthday
This was my favorite on first page:
“Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza.”
Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House
March 14th
Florida man hits pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby’s paternity.
Florida Man drives jet ski on Normandy Boulevard in Jacksonville
July 26th
Florida man brandishes samurai sword during road-rage incident.
😂😂😂
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-charged-with-battery-after-allegedly-throwing-cookie-at-girlfriend/3494/
I ended up with three.
Florida man tries to hire hitman to kill brother.
Florida man throws chair across dining room in steak and shake.
Florida man attempts to order a burrito at a bank drive through window. Thinks it was Taco Bell.
All for January 19.
Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with can of beans by local deputy. It even had a video of the guy being Bush-whacked.
Was it Bush’s Baked beans?
Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say
September 22:
Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested
That’s mine too!
March 28, Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza.
Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say
Is Gordon certain he wants to move to Florida? Is doing weird stuff like that a requirement?
July 1 – “Florida man rips hole in store ceiling, steal more than 70 guns, flees on 3-wheel bicycle”
December 26, Florida man
Police: Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home
Florida man looking for auto parts store gets Directions to jail.
WTH! Lol
Florida Man accidentally shoots his own arm, notices two days later – May 10th
HAHAHA
My stomach hurts after reading all the posts.
March 29, there are two.
First one: Florida man believed he was ‘half-man, half-dog’ during fatal attack, doctor says.
Second one: Drunk Florida man yells ‘come and get me’ to deputies, is arrested
Okay…note to self don’t go to Florida any time soon. 😀
July 3, Florida Man
A Florida Man, 26 year old Bill Davis, died yesterday after attempting to microwave a microwave
Florida Man was arrested after he stripped naked and chased two strangers around a Palm Coast Chick-fil-A parking lot, then yelled for everyone to look at his genitals. September 25.
If it wasn’t so warm all the time, the number of naked Florida men stories would decrease.
It’s never boring here in Florida. Welcome!!!
Florida man throws toilet through school board building window – 2/22
Florida Man Challenge July 22
A Florida man who was upset that a woman parked in a handicap spot shot the woman’s boyfriend in the chest. Police are saying that the man may not be facing charges under the state’s “Stand your ground” law.
REALLY?
Mine was:
Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos.
Mind boggling…
January 2 – Florida Man Covers Himself in Ashes, Says He’s a 400-Year-Old Indian, Crashes Stolen Car- hmmm
Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell.
Hehe! October 25. Florida man arrested for throwing sausages at his mom. Also got Florida man arrested for stealing Dysney costumes. So funny!
Twin LOL
June 18, This 101-year-old Florida man still volunteers for Meals on Wheels
Florida Man arrested for dancing to Hall & Oates and Supertramp…on top of a police car.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Florida Man Arrested For Running Naked Through Walmart Parking Lot
At least Dina and Sean weren’t there with Sean’s fart gun! 😂😂😂😂😂
Apparently Florida men are enormously proud of their parts.
November 7, Florida man jumps into crocodile pir,gets bit, claims he was held captive.
Florida man arrested after trying to ride hamster ball to The Bahamas
Wow! It was so hard to choose.
This story was actually on my birthday:
A Florida man jumped off his surfboard and landed on a shark
🙂
Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth
February 1
Florida man claimed people were trying to eat his brains.
The zombies! They’re coming!
Florida man arrested for assault with ketchup.
Also: Fl man head-butted by alligator, knocked out.
Florida man destroys nest full of wasps with his bare hands
Florida man January 18
Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested
Florida man tries to start naked fight club at Chick-Fil-A
Florida man arrested, accused of hitting mom on the head with corn cob.
So I’ve looked mine up and in Florida every July 20th has something to do with a gun and shooting. Florida man wants bananas shots out utility trucks tires.
Then I did Az. Guns and more shooting.
Guess I have a thing for guns. We will see what happens this July. I live in Fl and won’t have any trouble hearing about it.
Oct 25th
FL man arrested for throwing sausages at his Mom.
Florida Man Jumps into Crocodile Pit Wearing Crocs, Gets Chomped
February 27th – Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
ROFL.
Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with can of beans by local deputy
Jan. 29: Florida Man Accused of Robbing Chinese Restaurant at Finger Point
It must have been loaded.
On September 23rd, 2018, a Florida Man THREW another Florida Man off of a bridge in Daytona Beach
Florida man runs over himself outside of strip club
Florida man climbs up cellphone tower
I had several come up but this one actually came from https://floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com/floridaman/october-19/
“Florida man wasn’t drinking while driving, just at stop signs.”
Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery, deputies say….
August 21
I had to look this one up! OMG!!
ha ha ha ha
“Florida man shoots self in head to see if round in chamber.”
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2015/06/florida-man-shoots-self-in-head-to-see-if-round-in-chamber/amp/
Florida Man note really sure why he stole a pack of Bud Lite
Bwahahaha – September 15 Florida Man… suspected of smelling woman’s feet at library leads police on scooter chase!
Way to make my upcoming 60th birthday memorable! lolol
2020: Florida man saves turtle from the streets.
2019: meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in a jealous rage. LOL
OMG, there were so many to choose from! My favorite: December 29 – Florida man arrested for rigging door to electrocute pregnant wife
March 9 – Pregnant Florida Woman Reportedly Stabs Her Florida Man for Looking at Photo of Another Woman.
Lol ok then.
October 31st
Florida man arrested after another sex toy was thrown on the field during Bills-Patriots game
LOL! My birthday is October 22 and mine was someone trying to have sex with a Frozen toy.
LOL!! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!
Florida man accused of having sex with ‘Frozen’ toy at Target …
Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow – July 15
October 16. First one, I kid you not… Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions…
July 4th
Florida man loses fingers, eyebrows in fireworks fail.
Makes sense 🤷♀️😄
You sure about relocating to Florida?
August 18
Florida man arrested after performing castration surgery, report says – News … Crazy headlines
November 1st, 2019: “A drunken, shirtless man allegedly barged into several Pensacola homes looking for a fight before running into a fence and knocking himself out, according to an Escambia County Sheriff’s Office arrest report.”
This is a most excellent game.
Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air.
I can’t even.
Florida born and raised, I recommend vacationing not moving here, these stories don’t even raise eyebrows down here, it happens all the time. If you are dead set on coming, I recommend north of Tampa, or an island. Still crazies, but they’re the kind you want to have a cocktail with.
Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy, sheriff’s office says
May 14
Florida man tells cops playing basketball ball naked enhances skills
April 13th
Florida man accused of beating cellmate who asked for a ‘courtesy flush’ to help with smell
One of local radio stations, Mikey and Big Bob do a weekly Florida story.
February 16: ‘Florida man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf cart chase’
Half-naked Florida Man walks goat in the rain.
January 12: Florida man tells neighbors he’s going to kill them with kindness then tries to kill them with a machete he named “Kindness”
OMG
A Florida man was charged with battery after he allegedly slapped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger
Oct 8th – Florida Man Arrested After Catching Alligator, Forcing It To Drink Beer
(Yes, it bit him!)
Florida man says wind blew cocaine into his car
I laughed out loud!!
This was mine too!
Good luck with the move 🙂
Florida man arrested after performing castration surgery.
I immediately thought that was adding insult to injury … before realising it wasn’t on himself 😂
Best of other family members:
Florida man entices gator to bite him; pours beer down its throat, police say
July 6, Florida man arrested for urinating on car and running from police
The two stories on my birthday weren’t that exciting (FL man arrested after giving his girlfriend a wet Willy and drive through drug window in a mobile home) but then I found this in a related story (April date): Florida man sues for right to marry his laptop.
At least it was an apple laptop.
April 24th, Florida man stabbed nephew for hogging bathroom.
September 27th
Florida man arrested for whipping out samurai sword during trash dispute
“Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos”
October 24 Florida man arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting stuffed ‘Olaf’ at Target
Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles – November 11, 2018
December 8- Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say
July 11-Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say
Never heard of this challenge, thank you for the laughs!!
Year later-Florida man was arrested after shooting at a van that wouldn’t let him change lanes.
Florida man brandishes samurai sword during road-rage incident
Florida Man Says His Turtle Army Will Destroy Everyone
This may be my new favorite news headline of all time
Yessss
😂 Feet Sniffer
https://fm1019.radio.com/blogs/mel/florida-man-september-16
LOL you are just discovering the Florida Man meme? It’s been around for awhile haha. My friends and I have had a lot of fun googling Florida Man. And you STILL want to move to Florida, despite all the ridiculousness that state represents? You are far braver than I ever will be.
Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase
July 25
Florida man allegedly stabs alligator to death, tries to sell the meat
Florida Man on Bath Salts Head-Butts Car, Slaps Fire Chief
Florida man arrested for running naked through Walmart parking lot
April 29th, Florida man takes upskirt photos of woman at gas station, is caught by corrections officer nearby, deputies say
July 27 Florida Man. ‘Florida man nearly killed in freak lawn furniture accident’. The story of my life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to tear apart a mattress with your bare hands?!?!?
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-meth-attacks-mattress-girlfriends-lover-inside-police-say
Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911
…that seems pretty alright; could happen to anyone…
Florida Man Disguised as Spider-Man Steals Liquor and Cigarettes
“who managed to get himself caught, by appearing on surveillance video UNMASKED…it was just a matter of absolute surprise that he would walk up to the door first, try to break in, and then it starts clicking in his head that ‘Oh, I might get recognized if I do this without a mask on'”
Oh, Florida Man…
Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies
OMG
“Florida man climbs on playground equipment and yells to children how babies are born”
I’m assuming alchol was involved!
Hubby is june 17
Florida man, 62, strips, performs a “strange dance” at McDonalds then tried to impregnate a railing
🤣🤣
June 27
Naked Florida man stood in a fire and chanted ‘gibberish.’ Mushrooms did it, cops say
March 31 – Bullet Lodged in Florida Man’s Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating.
Is it wrong that I’m kinda cheering on the wife? 🤔
Me too! Plus, she’s a good shot!
Here’s my Florida man story:
On This Day In Florida Man History: Sept 18: Man Rides Jet Ski On Highway. September 18, 2019. Mel. Getty Images
What I like about this story is that it is funny, not tragic and not criminal. And here’s a link to the video so that you can get a giggle too.https://lm.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwfts.tv%2F2nM7JEL%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR3Bn70QNjHN48H5YU3bBnCd1QcKjNdUsrqyJjrkqvYl3PvJCcHvej-MPCU&h=AT0rgbsQL1otidaoP4y31imdNDwh1czg5tqi18fa7GmY8fEwyzXu6Q0zvVM_6BxV51K-lOnOArv4hxPk42Xwa-L9eenUiwZEYqijIwGv15SiNO9KC2YuQokZVxKvxC4xH0qE3WV1bPm0A_5CkMjHtUI_IaTsXnc9p00ROufJpY0SlOqD65qWAEm8NcKuvDK8_gTH_EOK9DjoI766BR0bYLhI7eVF2HQiIno4IDgXLFah6kQFe4Ox6yj76UTEozJV9ZtW4QSy5i5ACbCAMg86LQMa3Ym3Z8AQAyuHWfXJpWBvDRgW_CFKhD5Hw1UNtoHRtXHuDbocjKCEGFNG48JX0qhUGJQAxH4dPMkGeUV4wllMD_iCdkLj85SPFt3nIyloLMfZotOa0UQcjoQfsrrv-8Ccuyo9ffqQomNWIrerD6uiqyKw3gaCJlSO-QPQnlv1VfK7qmC61xPRIvwcLoezpT23LZ9sB02S89DBWUOc5rsSUxtyOURiVAYGNTSn3RrqoRA4jUJKH02s7805LYoYUOYbjUW9hKqdmOBFY35ZUMCkfSW_ZnPCEsgdjbj7ResiLU9j7_kdw9glHXCAtmuAJdWzixjD758vtAo5yrYof7bvpEV5t8PW8L3DJZGeBNhfBwKbEPruFZyENL7345DIOXAsQaKKfXCVkWbo5EHjjygZGFTO4Et-nCEDkzcg-T52K5tcuD54b2vYGLZG_hwT-M_Genq-MfUzXXi9tfdt3SOjb_lkkhMmK3im4K7Q6IvFbMuRbgGmpXPNE4CUM4ipV4lOf38q7lV_uaqFVavtqUfo-EBfDC68NGLCdmxwtlb3LW74mOJY-yxav7ry6MA4sJz7Nok9aeQBogZy-dNFWe3lfGvODXiQBsOAuPrIZBNzw-JvFx7-HYkaLkhkcwjWG3a2qXHkQXrHMA76m3Y8j0JXazZXwL0eqFv7SpzhZ8faAKwOgQzWyyzrSeZ8ifTpdqmh9hcZfSPYITrykSlmfmveQ63jSseLT7s2uAN6BgRKMtFeMZUEZ1W_jdbrEdzpJw2hGgMqEz6Y-gqozN7PsI8i8ca70bqox42z8fQmNauZutKpcfjdRceslqA
Whoa, when it said “copy link address”, I didn’t know it was going to be a novel!
It didn’t take me to the video.
Welp, the novel/link address was a total fail. But! If you Google September 18 Florida man, the video will come up along with the puzzled kid in the background “that should be in the water. “
Florida Man Arrested for Cutting the Break Lines of Over 100 E-scooters
(real, I think.)
and
Florida Grandma Tries Scaring Off Naked Florida Man by Pulling Her Dentures Out
(possibly fake)
July 4 Florida man loses fingers, eyebrows in fireworks fail
December 30 – Florida man screaming about vampire allegedly sets his house on fire
March 7 Police: Florida man jailed after trying to ” barbeque all the child molesters.” It’s a shame he’s likely psychotic. I’d buy him a margarita.
July 29th… Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Gator In Hand. Florida man makes a beer run to a Jacksonville convenience store carrying a live alligator in his hand with it’s mouth taped shut.
Never needed beer so bad that I couldn’t put my gator down before I went in to buy it.
Maybe the gator was a bargaining chip. I’ll give you this gator if you give me beer!
Florida man threatens co-worker with box cutter in argument about Christian music
Florida man, 33 poses as housewife to lure men into home for sex acts.
Wow!!!
December 14
Florida man captured on camera trying to break gas station door in order to steal Pepsi
Sept. 4-“Florida Man flashes buttocks at IHOP after impersonating a police officer to get free food”
Florida man arrested for running naked through Walmart parking lot.
Florida man who had sex with Dolphin said it seduced to him.
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2017/11/10/naked-florida-man-breaks-into-home-tries-on-womans-clothes-police-say/?outputType=amp
“Naked Florida Man breaks into home, tries on woman’s clothes, says police”
Florida man accused of threatening his family by texting them Coldplay lyrics, and warning them of retribution from his “Nazi prison associates” was persuaded by police to end a standoff in return for a fresh slice of pizza, reports say.
Florida man allegedly stabs alligator to death, tries to sell the meat
Florida man’s family values appear shaky.
1st listing: Florida man got 4 years for stealing 4 $15 dollar phone chargers. He was beaten to death in prison.
Wow, that took a dark turn.
Homeless Florida man calls cops after people he paid for sex don’t show
Florida Man throws urine on prosecutor during sentencing hearing……..
I guess the prosecutor turned around and said to him “Urine trouble mister!”……I’ll show myself out
Me too: September 6
Florida man is arrested for trying to get a caiman drunk.
Texas man says “psychotic” cow attacked him twice, nearly killed him…
Decisions, decisions… 😆 Are you sure you want to move?
Florida man attacked sister, bit cop after someone touched his cigar, police say. —and it doesn’t stop there!
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/man-attacked-sister-bit-cop-after-someone-touched-his-cigar/67-4597ad08-bcda-4d13-95f7-d3c94a7983d0
These are like a Carl Hiasen novel plot. lol He always says he doesn’t have to make up the weird news in Florida.
October 7th: Florida man accused of pouring beer in gator’s mouth after enticing reptile to bite his arm
Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape from Truck During Traffic Stop
March 31:
(1) Bullet Lodged in Florida Man’s Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating; also,
(2) Florida mother shot burglar who entered home because ‘dinosaurs were chasing him.
🤣🤣😂 Gotta love those Floridians.
November 11th – Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos
“Florida man claiming to be God arrested after touching people, fighting with police, being tased”
Florida man threw sex toy on field at Bills Patriots Mobday night football.
A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with a pizza.
August 14, Florida man claiming to be Alice in Wonderland says ‘hookah-smoking caterpillar’ told him to destroy liquor store with forklift
Florida man arrested after another sex toy was thrown on the field during Bills-Patriots game.
LOL!
Florida Man Caught Posing As Middle School Student To Play In Youth Football League
He was 21 years old. I can’t imagine how they caught him.
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
Florida man attacks sister, bites cop after someone touches his cigar
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill.
July 28 Florida man wielding live gator chases people in convenience store on a beer run…
september 5 florida man,
Florida Man Caught With Nearly 200 Illegal Lobsters
Florida man allegedly stabbed ex-girlfriend with large sword, ran her over with truck.
Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo is hit by truck and killed before trial
🤨
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on a George Foreman grill
August. 16th
Doctor: Florida man Austin Harrouff believed he was ‘half-dog, half-man’ in face-biting double homicide
Or on a lighter note:
Deputies: Florida man in front-end loader dumps mountain of dirt on girlfriend’s car ( w/pics)
Florida man jumped off surfboard and landed on a shark, which promptly bit his foot — not too seriously since he refused to go to hospital.
Hey Jill, is your birthday also on October 28?
FLORIDA MAN TRIES TO ORDER BURRITO AT BANK DRIVE-THROUGH, THINKS IT’S TACO BELL
July 8, Florida man:
Florida man says lighting firecrackers under child’s bed is a prank gone wrong
July 8, Florida woman (I had to share this one):
A Florida woman has been sentenced to probation after allegedly pulling an alligator out of her yoga pants during a traffic stop.
So many of these headlines sound like people with mental illnesses. Sigh.
My Florida man was decent but changing it to woman gave me a doozy!
“Florida woman hit man with SUV, tried to urinate on deputy”
🤣
Florida man covered in pizza arrested for pizza battery after pizza dispute….
March 22- “Florida Man shoved women to get at her egg rolls, police say…”
According to the article the woman refused to let the man in her house, and he ended up barging into the home.
I’ve never found a fried, spring roll wrapper to be worth an arrest record. Maybe I could understand if it was a beignets or a funnel cake.
April 21 – Florida Man Arrested After Stealing Neighbor’s Underwear 😂
https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-man-arrested-after-stealing-neighbors-underwear-420105353.html
June 2 Florida Man arrested after being found with decapitated shark.
😳
Florida man makes beer run with large gator in his hand.
This is especially appropriate, I think, since I’m a 911 dispatcher.
XD
December 5 Florida man abandoned child on roadside because he thought boy might be gay.
Now that’s a horrible thing to associate with my b-day! FYI, I was raised in Florida (Tampa – St Pete area) and couldn’t wait to escape, but now enjoy the panhandle on field trips.
Well, mine is a bit dark…
Police: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend
October 28, Florida man jumps off surfboard, lands on shark.
Ahahaha
Thank you for the laughs
High on love: Florida man accused of hiding marijuana in box of Valentine’s Day chocolates
Feb 5, 2020 · Suspect found hiding in attic
Florida man shows off dance moves during field sobriety test
I’m not sure mine is safe for a family-friendly site…😬😬
August 30th: “Florida man accused of grabbing his genitals and giving the finger to a man and his 8-year-old son”