Team Derek: Grown up Julie is going to meet Derek and there will be kissy face.
Team Ascanio: Excuse me? Have you even read the part with THE BOUDA?
Team Derek: Who cares? Derek can do everything Ascanio can do, only better.
Team Ascanio: He is disfigured.
Team Derek, clutching pearls: He is battle scarred. Women dig scars.
Team Ascanio: Our boy is hott.
Team Derek: Your boy is a sexual deviant.
Team Ascanio: Derek and Julie are like brother and sister. Show me chemistry! Where is the chemistry?
Team Derek: But Magic Stars!
Team Ascanio: That’s ambiguous.
Team Yu Fong: Excuse me. Has everybody forgotten that there is an extremely hot and powerful dragon who has shown interest?
Team Ascanio: He is a side character.
Team Yu Fong: You’re a side character!
Team Derek, chanting: Metal rose, metal rose, metal rose…
Team Dark Horse: Wait, wait, I have a theory. What if Saiman isn’t really dead and she finds him and they hook up…
Team Derek: PERVERT!
Team Ascanio: Burn the theory. Burn it with fire.
Team Yu Fong: You know who has fire? Yu Fong.
Gordon to me: See what you started?