This will only be funny if you a gamer. We are trying to get some leisure in after finishing Ruby Fever with mixed results. We are very fuzzy right now.
That would be a neat trick
Gordon is playing Might and Magic VI, an old remastered RPG. He is stuck in the Mire of the Damned and he is waiting by the inn, so the stablemaster would take him to Castle Ironfist. The game keeps not giving him the travel route.
Gordon, muttering to himself: Just take me to the damn Ironforge.
The Stupid Lifts
I play Satisfactory, a game where you build a factory on an alien planet. It is in Early Access, so it’s an incomplete version of the game and I am playing Experimental, which means I get all the bugs and it’s my job to report them. I am a beta player.
The latest update, Update #5 brought many cosmetic refinements but broke the conveyer lifts. I literally can’t build anything with broken conveyer lifts and the level of my frustration is sky high.
Gordon: Did you let them know that the lifts are not working?
Me: A new patch is out.
Gordon: Did they fix the lifts?
Two days later.
Me: Another patch.
Me: Still borked.
Gordon: So what’s the plan?
Me: Clearly, I will have to write a strongly worded letter.
It’s seven days later. Lifts are still broken. Woe continues.